4th\SW Quadrant The Approval Matrix
Denise Richards Denies Asking for Charlie Sheen's Sperm
Provides the details behind the items in New York magazine’s popular culture feature - The Approval Matrix.
4th\SW Quadrant The Approval Matrix
"Wanted" tells the tale of one apathetic nobody's transformation into an unparalleled enforcer of justice. In 2008, we're introduced to a hero for a new generation: 25 year old employed slacker, WESLEY GIBSON. Wes is the most disaffected, cube-dwelling, clock-punching drone this planet has ever known. His boss chews him out hourly, his girlfriend ignores him routinely, and his life plods on in interminable boredom and routine. Everyone knows this disengaged slacker will amount to absolutely nothing, and so does he, until he meets the sexy, foxy woman named FOX, and then everything changes. Wes' estranged father is murdered, and the deadly Fox recruits him into The Fraternity, a secret society that trains him to avenge his father's death, by unlocking his dormant powers. And oh boy does he have powers, as she teaches Wes how to develop his lightning-quick reflexes and phenomenal agility, he discovers that The Fraternity lives by an ancient, unbreakable code: to carry out the death orders given by emotionless Fate itself. Wes, with his wickedly brilliant and sexy tutor, plus the paternal guidance of The Fraternity's enigmatic leader, SLOAN, young Wes grows to enjoy all the strength and success he ever wanted. But, slowly, he realizes there's more to his dangerous associates than meets the casual eye. And, as he wavers between new found heroism and vengeance, Wes will come to learn what no one can ever teach him; that he alone controls his destiny.
The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but political figures as well.
According to Best Week Ever, "These two are probably just friends who have multiple arrests, music, nationality and a love of drugs in common, but look how the two drunken singers are hanging onto each other outside of Amy’s house. She has an opening for a new leech after her husband, Blake Fielder Civil, took up with a blond ex girlfriend who started visiting him in prison. She’s been auditioning various guys these past few weeks, and Doherty seems just her type unfortunately."
The Wall Street Journal says if ratings don't perk up, the CW could fold as soon as next year.
Alan Sepinwall posted the following on his blog What's Alan Watching?:
In a New York City made phantasmagorical by the events of 9/11, Hans--a banker originally from the Netherlands--finds himself marooned among the strange occupants of the Chelsea Hotel after his English wife and son return to London. Alone and untethered, feeling lost in the country he had come to regard as home, Hans stumbles upon the vibrant New York subculture of cricket, where he revisits his lost childhood and, thanks to a friendship with a charismatic and charming Trinidadian named Chuck Ramkissoon, begins to reconnect with his life and his adopted country. Ramkissoon, a Gatsby-like figure who is part idealist and part operator, introduces Hans to an “other” New York populated by immigrants and strivers of every race and nationality. Hans is alternately seduced and instructed by Chuck’s particular brand of naivete and chutzpah--by his ability to a hold fast to a sense of American and human possibility in which Hans has come to lose faith.
Carrie Brownstein, former guitarist for the band Sleater-Kinney, hosts our new NPR Music blog, with musings for music fans, curmudgeons and recovering hipsters.3rd\SE Quadrant The Approval Matrix
When Dahlia Finger—a 29-year-old, pot-smoking, chronically underachieving Jewish-American princess—learns that she has brain cancer, the results are hilarious and heartbreaking in Albert's superb first novel (following the story collection How This Night Is Different).
By Gillian Reagan\ The New York Observer
The Authors@Google program brings authors of all stripes to Google for informal talks centering on their recently published books. Through the program, we invite authors to our Mountain View headquarters as well as our New York, Santa Monica, and Ann Arbor offices, where they treat Googlers to readings of everything from serious literature and political analysis to pioneering science fiction and moving personal memoirs; past participants have ranged from novelist Martin Amis and Nobel-prizewinning economist Joseph Stiglitz to primatologist Jane Goodall and U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton. When possible, we share these remarkable conversations with the world outside the Googleplex via Google Video and YouTube. -- Google
The Swiss artist [Urs Fischer] commissioned the photographer Ellen Page Wilson to document Tony Shafrazi’s previous group show—artworks, walls, air ducts, security guards—then created seamless, to-scale trompe l’oeil wallpaper from the images. This evidential trace of the gallery’s last exhibition is now the ground against which nearly two dozen artworks, selected by Fischer and Brown and which at some point were in Shafrazi’s inventory, cagily rest.
American Airlines will start charging $15 for the first checked bag, cut domestic flights and lay off workers — probably in the thousands — as the nation's largest carrier grapples with record-high fuel prices.
MGM has picked up the Josh Heald comedy project, Hot Tub Time Machine, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
[D]uring a recent speech at an economics confab in Arkansas. The Donald couldn’t help telling the backwater business types that he and the New England Patriots QB/QT are thisclose.
City officials say the so-called Toy Tower is rotting and has become unsafe.
Claire Oesch, at 93, most likely the city’s oldest and most refined barfly. It’s not easy for a woman of any age to sit alone at a bar and look comfortable, but Ms. Oesch not only looks at home, she practically is at home. She started coming to the Café des Artistes, then a favorite of the creative types who lived upstairs, in the late 1940s, when Ms. Oesch was living at a boardinghouse for young women down the street. By 1953, when she was 38, she had started dating Romeo Sterlini, who then owned the restaurant, and was helping him run it as a hostess whose abundant elegance became a form of charisma.
Leon Wieseltier led off the New York Times Book Review yesterday with a devestating piece on The Second Plane, a bigoted anti-Islam screed by the novelist, Martin Amis. Wieseltier is a maven of literary invective (and single malt scotch, but that's another story.)
And it [Jenna Bush's wedding gown] was streamlined and very textured, resembling the surface of a coral reef. -- NYMag
A Keith Haring mural, above, that enjoyed only a brief life on a street in Lower Manhattan in the 1980s may soon return, The New York Sun reported. A gallery and foundation that represent Haring, who died of AIDS at 31 in 1990, hired a team of artists to celebrate the 50th anniversary of his birth, on May 4, by recreating his untitled Day-Glo pink, orange and green mural. The artwork, on a freestanding concrete slab near Houston Street and the Bowery in 1982, soon began to fade, and Haring painted over it to forestall further decomposition. Artists intend to rely on photographs of the mural and paint samples recovered from scraping graffiti at the site to replicate the design and match the color of the paint used by Haring.
Richard Kelly will not return to write or direct this sequel [to Donnie Darko]. It will be called S. DARKO and follow Donnie Darko's little sister (Daviegh Chase will come back to play Samantha Darko) who is now an 18 year old on a road trip with her best friend, headed for Los Angeles. Instead [Richard Kelly] they got a guy named Chris Fisher, whose previous credits include NIGHTSTALKER and RAMPAGE: THE HILL SIDE STRANGER MURDERS... -- Ain't It Cool News
"In the Heights," the little barrio musical that brought a fresh salsa and hip-hop beat to Broadway, dominated the 2008 Tony Award nominations Tuesday [May 13, 2008], picking up 13, more than any other show.
"Sex and the City" had its world premiere Monday [May 12, 2008] in London. Looking every inch Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker stepped out in a Phillip Treacy hat and Alexander McQueen dress resembling a plant, complete with two butterflies. -- Huffington Post
While no one wants corruption in the public school system, hearing that four Department of Education officials were arrested for taking almost $1 million in bribes from private school bus companies.
"Happy Birthday to You", also known more simply as "Happy Birthday", is a traditional song that is sung to celebrate the anniversary of a person's birth. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, "Happy Birthday to You" is the most popular song in the English language..
An artist [Danish art student Nadia Plesner, 26] created a T-shirt featuring a Darfur victim carrying what appears to be a Louis Vuitton purse and a tiny dog — in a fashion resembling Paris Hilton — to "show that this is what the world is paying attention to" while thousands are dying of genocide. But the luxury handbag maker isn't having it [claiming the image, also used in a poster, violates trademark law]. -- Fox News 
By BBC\Matt Walker
Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, are engaged [after dating for almost a year -- Dotspotter].
It's quite appropriate, given the recent spate of spam threads, to find out that this weekend is the thirtieth anniversary of the first spam email:
Producer Mark Ronson says he and Amy Winehouse have abandoned recording the theme to the latest James Bond film because the singer is not ready to work.
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Will, who isn't allowed to watch TV or go to the movies, expresses himself through his drawings and illustrations until he finds himself caught up in the extraordinary world of Lee Carter, the school terror and crafter of bizarre home movies. Carter exposes Will to a pirated copy of the first Rambo film, First Blood, which blows his mind wide open. Against his family's orders, his imaginative little brain begins to flower in the world of filmmaking. Will and Lee become popular at school through their films, but when a French exchange student, Didier Revol, arrives on the scene, their unique friendship and precious film are pushed to the breaking point. -- Moviefone
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Sens. Hillary Clinton and John McCain are pushing for a gas-tax holiday, but Sen. Barack Obama says the plan is a quick fix that would do more harm than good.