3rd NW Quadrant: The Approval Matrix
From The Sun By OWEN CONLON
A WILD otter attacked a farmer in a rampage across a village yesterday.
The furry beast pounced on farmer Joe Burke and bit his hand before he managed to trap him in a canvas sack.But the creature then chewed through the bag and started munching on Joe's VAN.Joe,52, had to run full PELT to escape the furious otter when it turned on him as he tried to shepherd it back to water.
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